{"id":72396,"date":"2023-12-21T05:04:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-21T12:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uswps06.newsmemory.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/2023\/12\/21\/grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer\/?destination=northern-plains-independent"},"modified":"2024-09-13T15:42:35","modified_gmt":"2027-03-02T15:42:35","slug":"grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/2023\/12\/21\/grandma-got-run-over-by-a-reindeer\/?destination=northern-plains-independent","title":{"rendered":"Grandma Got Run Over  By A Reindeer"},"content":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there\u2019s no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She\u2019d been drinkin\u2019 too much egg nog And we\u2019d begged her not to go But she\u2019d forgot her medication So she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas mornin\u2019 At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"news-destination":[14],"news-source":[11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72396"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72569,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72396\/revisions\/72569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72396"},{"taxonomy":"news-destination","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news-destination?post=72396"},{"taxonomy":"news-source","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.northernplainsindependent.com\/northernplainsindependent\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/news-source?post=72396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}